In the universe of Loliverse, there are several portals, with good, and bad sides.
Updates:
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Don't post in here before I'm done, other than Sprout, Tyranitar, or anyone in the roleplay, Just don't post in here.
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List of Natural Things(Important)
Races: There are many races you can play, from savage tribal monsters, to really cuddly dragons.
Shadow Dragon: Guardians of the elves. They are terrified of orcs and cages.
Dark Dragon: EBIL DRAGONS OF DEWM! 'Nuff said.
Elves: Masters of nature. They ride the Shadow Dragons and keep them as pets.
Orcs: One of the only races that knows how to cultivate Dragonsbane. Very Savage.
Dwarves: Masters of engineering. They live in their clockwork mountain.
Trolls: Desert dwellers who practice voodooism, and cannibalism. Active enemy of the Elves.
Humans: A diverse species. The main human settlement in the lands.
Halflings: Masters of poisons, stealth, and spying. They live in a village in some foothills.
Blue Dragons: MORE DRAGONS! Their scales are prized as a potion ingredient, and are often captured/tamed by the humans living near their den.
Green Dragons: Mountain Dwelling dragons. Are captured by the orcs often.
Red Dragons: Desert Dwelling Dragons. Consider Trolls to be a tasty treat.
Silver Dragons: Dragons that live near the halfings village. Are friends to the halflings. Cannot reproduce, so instead, they are very strong and immortal to keep their race alive.
Fairies: Rare creatures that may help, or not.
Wisps: A resident of the Loliverse.
There might be some hidden races too...
Herbs:
Darrow Shroom: A common mushroom found under shrubs. Named for the first place it was found.
Mageleaf: A magical leaf blessed by the heavans. Rarely found on any tree.
Pieroot: Spores brought down by the Pieilite's spacecraft have found their way here! Yummy filling.
Ruki berry: Most important ingredient for health potions, very common and sour, DO NOT EAT WITHOUT SOMETHING SWEET! TOO MANY CAN CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS!
More herbs can be identified by expert herblorists.
Minerals:
Copper: Basic, flimsy mineral used to make simple jewelery and coins.
Tin: Useless unless made into bronze with copper.
Iron: A basic mineral. Usful for engineering.
Coal: Used to keep the furnace hot!
Mithril: A stronger, rarer mineral. Blue in color.
Adamantine: A very strong mineral. Green in color.
Silver: An extremely rare mineral! Used for coins and jewelery.
Gold: One of the rarest minerals in the world! Used for coins and jewelery.
Crystillium: Only made once every 1000 years. The rarest of all jewelery and armor is made from this.
Sproutite: An odd mineral that forms in the dankest of forests. Very rare. Used for Forest Enchanted Items.
Shockite: Rarely found after lightning storms. Used for Electric Enchanted Items.
Obsidianite: Rarely found in molten places. Used for Fire Enchanted Items.
Iceieite: Rarely found in the deepest of Ice Caverns. Used for Frost Enchanted Items.
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Battling/Fighting
This is not decided on yet. Please wait.
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Rules
When you're roleplaying:
1. Don't use chatspeak.
2. Don't upset anyone.
3. Don't swear.
4. Don't harrass anyone.
5. Keep everything PG-13.
6. Don't God-mode.
7. Don't be a Mary Sue/Perfect person, everyone has their own weaknesses and stuff.
8. Have fun!
9. Don't build without permission.
10. If you have no density, don't fly through stuff unless allowed or a dragon.
11. Use some sort of OOC.
12. Ask to Join, don't just barge in.
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Universes/Worlds/Towns
- = World
* = Town
Loliverse - A universe, world, and town.
- Bijmex
* Crystal Village: A poor village since 50 years ago when a monster came and attacked and sealed away the crystals.
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Current Roleplayers
Currently Down Due To Me Not Really Knowing...
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Questions or Concerns?
Anyone that has questions? Anyone? Just post.
Okay, now you can post.
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Classes & Weapons
Classes:
Currently, unknown.
Weapons:
Currently, unknown.
Katsuri
*claiming a dark or shadow dragon XD*
MR. BAN
Hehe.. so many memories.. the Loliverse was SO FREAKING AWSOME.
And I, in my absence, have perfected a RL version of Seizureade!
Ingredients: Green Apple Juice, Yellow Bananas, Strawberrys and Raspberrys, Blueberrys, Purple Grapes, Orange Juice, Ice, Multicolored Neon Lights, Hops, Barley, Malt.
Pour the Yogurt, Juices, and Ice into the blender.
Chop the fruits and add them.
Blend up, enough to break it, but not to mix it too much.
Crush the Neon Lights in a mortar and Pestle, make it as fine as sand.
Combine the crushed Neon Lights in a bowl with the Hops, Barley, and Malt.
Pour the powdery mixture into the blender, mix everything together.
After the mixture looks like a multicolored lavalamp, pour into bottles and let it ferment for as long as you want. Since the Loliverse doesn't apply to normal rules of time, a day is usually enough for good quality Seizureade, but a week is for the finest stuff.
After fermentation, apply an electric charge.
The crushed neon lights will activate, causing the drink to flash in all the colors of the rainbow really fast!
Side effects from drinking can include: Turning random colors, dancing, getting drunk, getting REALLY drunk, and having the incredible urge to get drunk.
If you suffer from seizures, do not look directly at the liquid. Then again, if you suffer from seizures, you shouldn't be in the Loliverse in the first place. Moron.
DigitalNexus
FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:
Hehe.. so many memories.. the Loliverse was SO FREAKING AWSOME.
And I, in my absence, have perfected a RL version of Seizureade!
Ingredients: Green Apple Juice, Yellow Bananas, Strawberrys and Raspberrys, Blueberrys, Purple Grapes, Orange Juice, Ice, Multicolored Neon Lights, Hops, Barley, Malt.
Pour the Yogurt, Juices, and Ice into the blender.
Chop the fruits and add them.
Blend up, enough to break it, but not to mix it too much.
Crush the Neon Lights in a mortar and Pestle, make it as fine as sand.
Combine the crushed Neon Lights in a bowl with the Hops, Barley, and Malt.
Pour the powdery mixture into the blender, mix everything together.
After the mixture looks like a multicolored lavalamp, pour into bottles and let it ferment for as long as you want. Since the Loliverse doesn't apply to normal rules of time, a day is usually enough for good quality Seizureade, but a week is for the finest stuff.
After fermentation, apply an electric charge.
The crushed neon lights will activate, causing the drink to flash in all the colors of the rainbow really fast!
Side effects from drinking can include: Turning random colors, dancing, getting drunk, getting REALLY drunk, and having the incredible urge to get drunk.
If you suffer from seizures, do not look directly at the liquid. Then again, if you suffer from seizures, you shouldn't be in the Loliverse in the first place. Moron.
I just laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair and made a landing so loud it caused everyone in the house to yell "What the!?!?"
And then I laughed for about 30 seconds and got up.
MR. BAN
At which parts? I love constructive criticism.
DigitalNexus
FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:
At which parts? I love constructive criticism.
The whole thing. Particularly the last paragraph.
MR. BAN
DigitalNexus wrote:
FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:
At which parts? I love constructive criticism.
The whole thing. Particularly the last paragraph.
Thought so.
~+Nemaru+~
3 days later....
I, doctor Julio von Juliostein has completed a seizurade protection formula.
INGREDIENTS: Rats tongue, 8 IBs of a fat guys fat, a lizard [preferably living], 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar, a metal knife, and an apple in spider man underwear riding a mgic carpet in the Sahara desert.
Put the rats tongue and IBs of fat into the oven. Cook for 8 hours.
Take out the burning hot pan with your bare hands, then scream "IMA MONKEY CHICKEN" as loud as you can.
Cut the lizard in half [if it trys to run away, lure it in with apple juice]
Put the lizard's eternal organs in a blender, then dump 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar in.
Now, once you find the apple in spider man underwear riding a magic carpet in the sahara desert, peel it open and shove a knife through it.
Mix all these ingredients in a blender, the knife still in the apple, for 567835683561753568346856686534 light years.
Side affects include: blowing up, turning into a mutant ninja turtle, growing a guitar out of your stomach, and having a decapitated monkey climb out of your eyes on a reguler bases.
NOTE: -21423151346262564764576 doctors out of all the doctors in the world prefer seizureade protection formula. You may only drink if you are 4562457547357 years or older.
This message was approved by the "Practicly commit suicide with our foods" commitee.
jeff8500
>.> Nemaru your epic phail at being funny bores me with its insipid taste in jokes.
Ling-ling7892
Whoa dude, that was like harsh.................I was actually starting to want to try that mixture until I saw things like Neon lights xD
(to ling)