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FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:

Hehe.. so many memories.. the Loliverse was SO FREAKING AWSOME.

And I, in my absence, have perfected a RL version of Seizureade!

Ingredients: Green Apple Juice, Yellow Bananas, Strawberrys and Raspberrys, Blueberrys, Purple Grapes, Orange Juice, Ice, Multicolored Neon Lights, Hops, Barley, Malt.

Pour the Yogurt, Juices, and Ice into the blender.

Chop the fruits and add them.

Blend up, enough to break it, but not to mix it too much.

Crush the Neon Lights in a mortar and Pestle, make it as fine as sand.

Combine the crushed Neon Lights in a bowl with the Hops, Barley, and Malt.

Pour the powdery mixture into the blender, mix everything together.

After the mixture looks like a multicolored lavalamp, pour into bottles and let it ferment for as long as you want. Since the Loliverse doesn't apply to normal rules of time, a day is usually enough for good quality Seizureade, but a week is for the finest stuff.

After fermentation, apply an electric charge.

The crushed neon lights will activate, causing the drink to flash in all the colors of the rainbow really fast!

Side effects from drinking can include: Turning random colors, dancing, getting drunk, getting REALLY drunk, and having the incredible urge to get drunk.

If you suffer from seizures, do not look directly at the liquid. Then again, if you suffer from seizures, you shouldn't be in the Loliverse in the first place. Moron.

I just laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair and made a landing so loud it caused everyone in the house to yell "What the!?!?"

And then I laughed for about 30 seconds and got up.
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FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:

At which parts? I love constructive criticism. Very Happy

The whole thing. Particularly the last paragraph.

Laughing

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DigitalNexus wrote:

FALCON PUNCH!!!!1!!!!11!! wrote:

At which parts? I love constructive criticism. Very Happy

The whole thing. Particularly the last paragraph.

Laughing

Thought so. Very Happy

3 days later....

I, doctor Julio von Juliostein has completed a seizurade protection formula.

INGREDIENTS: Rats tongue, 8 IBs of a fat guys fat, a lizard [preferably living], 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar, a metal knife, and an apple in spider man underwear riding a mgic carpet in the Sahara desert.

Put the rats tongue and IBs of fat into the oven. Cook for 8 hours.

Take out the burning hot pan with your bare hands, then scream "IMA MONKEY CHICKEN" as loud as you can.

Cut the lizard in half [if it trys to run away, lure it in with apple juice]

Put the lizard's eternal organs in a blender, then dump 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar in.

Now, once you find the apple in spider man underwear riding a magic carpet in the sahara desert, peel it open and shove a knife through it.

Mix all these ingredients in a blender, the knife still in the apple, for 567835683561753568346856686534 light years.

Side affects include: blowing up, turning into a mutant ninja turtle, growing a guitar out of your stomach, and having a decapitated monkey climb out of your eyes on a reguler bases.

NOTE: -21423151346262564764576 doctors out of all the doctors in the world prefer seizureade protection formula. You may only drink if you are 4562457547357 years or older.

This message was approved by the "Practicly commit suicide with our foods" commitee.
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I like Buizels ^_^

>.> Nemaru your epic phail at being funny bores me with its insipid taste in jokes.
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Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing on webs? No he cannot cause hes a pig. LOOOOOkOOOOUUUUUT its spider pig!

Whoa dude, that was like harsh.................I was actually starting to want to try that mixture until I saw things like Neon lights xD
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I skin n00bs alive and hang their lifeless uncared for corpses to hang in the rain and get struck by lightning and shred to unrecognizable pieces by wild animals...while I sit on the Tennis court laughing at their pain and misery!

(to ling)

And to Nemaru... RAT TOUNGES? JOO R EBIL.

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MR. BAN Palkia's Spleen Title: BANNED Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 83 Location: Banland	Post subject:
	At which parts? I love constructive criticism.

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~+Nemaru+~ Title: MEH BUTT IS ON FIRE! Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Somewhere with Phone, cable, Wi FI, food, water, furniture, TV, and loads of other good stuff :P	Post subject:
	3 days later.... I, doctor Julio von Juliostein has completed a seizurade protection formula. INGREDIENTS: Rats tongue, 8 IBs of a fat guys fat, a lizard [preferably living], 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar, a metal knife, and an apple in spider man underwear riding a mgic carpet in the Sahara desert. Put the rats tongue and IBs of fat into the oven. Cook for 8 hours. Take out the burning hot pan with your bare hands, then scream "IMA MONKEY CHICKEN" as loud as you can. Cut the lizard in half [if it trys to run away, lure it in with apple juice] Put the lizard's eternal organs in a blender, then dump 53747356856385656858 IBs of sugar in. Now, once you find the apple in spider man underwear riding a magic carpet in the sahara desert, peel it open and shove a knife through it. Mix all these ingredients in a blender, the knife still in the apple, for 567835683561753568346856686534 light years. Side affects include: blowing up, turning into a mutant ninja turtle, growing a guitar out of your stomach, and having a decapitated monkey climb out of your eyes on a reguler bases. NOTE: -21423151346262564764576 doctors out of all the doctors in the world prefer seizureade protection formula. You may only drink if you are 4562457547357 years or older. This message was approved by the "Practicly commit suicide with our foods" commitee. _________________ I like Buizels ^_^

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jeff8500 Title: Spider Pig and random pig overlord that Pwns joo! Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 347 Location: somewhere with pigs	Post subject:
	>.> Nemaru your epic phail at being funny bores me with its insipid taste in jokes. _________________ Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing on webs? No he cannot cause hes a pig. LOOOOOkOOOOUUUUUT its spider pig!

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Ling-ling7892 Title: SHADDUP! Joined: 20 Aug 2007 Posts: 22 Location: The n00b slaughter-house	Post subject:
	Whoa dude, that was like harsh.................I was actually starting to want to try that mixture until I saw things like Neon lights xD _________________ I skin n00bs alive and hang their lifeless uncared for corpses to hang in the rain and get struck by lightning and shred to unrecognizable pieces by wild animals...while I sit on the Tennis court laughing at their pain and misery!